Tuesday, December 30, 2008
In 1996, I delivered a pizza to an old woman who did not have any money for a tip. “But I can give you a kitten,” she said. I agreed because I was nineteen and making bad life choices. I picked out a tiny grey kitten that was hiding alone under a wicker basket and named her Boo because she was kind of spooky.
Boo the Cat has been a delightful companion over the past twelve years but alas, I am preparing to move and cannot bring her along. Will you adopt her? I’ve put together a short infomercial that highlights her best features. She’s been spayed, vaccinated, and has all of her paperwork. She gets along famously with other cats and dogs, and she also enjoys living alone.
I am willing to drive within a 1000-mile distance of New York to deliver her to your doorstep and I will provide a modest pension to support the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed. Email firstname.lastname@example.org for more details!